








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13928 | 32% |
| Smokes | 13461 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6608 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 9825 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,213,777 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Cheeseburger | 52% | 146 |
| #2 | non. | 51% | 157 |
| #3 | Sh1zztron | 50% | 223 |
| #4 | Monkey D Six | 48% | 644 |
| #5 | H04x | 47% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR4PST3R | +2.06 | 64 | 76 |
| #2 | non. | +1.70 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | H04x | +1.32 | 41 | 72 |
| #4 | 1kH.GOLDNOVAjoe | +1.14 | 60 | 77 |
| #5 | Sh1zztron | +0.23 | 42 | 66 |





