








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 263 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8578 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8151 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11199 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4532 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,832,863 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Super Spahn | 47% | 95 |
| #9 | subıe | 47% | 100 |
| #10 | H04x | 46% | 102 |
| #11 | Sh1zztron | 45% | 226 |
| #12 | CoCo | 40% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bieber | +3.39 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | non. | +2.08 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Super Spahn | +2.07 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | TR4PST3R | +1.90 | 62 | 76 |
| #5 | 1kH.GOLDNOVAjoe | +1.49 | 58 | 79 |





