








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 648 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4103 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6333 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6086 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,904,014 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Precok | 53% | 95 |
| #2 | Diggdri | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | [4Guys1AWP] Smirri | 49% | 69 |
| #4 | Neilo91 | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | ok | 48% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pSy | 469 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | HulkHodn | 249 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #3 | 4ntim4t3 | 211 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Precok | 131 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Neilo91 | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok | +3.41 | 46 | 29 |
| #2 | [4Guys1AWP] Smirri | +1.71 | 44 | 56 |
| #3 | pSy | +1.57 | 37 | 77 |
| #4 | 4ntim4t3 | +1.17 | 50 | 70 |
| #5 | HulkHodn | +1.15 | 54 | 50 |





