








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6145 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5345 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5933 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4843 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $789,706 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | .badabumbum | 45% | 85 |
| #7 | empTy | 43% | 96 |
| #8 | knglou | 41% | 135 |
| #9 | paniC! DE | 41% | 29 |
| #10 | Peacekeeper | 41% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pSy | 36 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | empTy | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | knglou | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Shadow [GER] | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Peacekeeper | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kardon | +1.93 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | Loman | +0.96 | 51 | 79 |
| #3 | Shadow [GER] | +0.92 | 35 | 69 |
| #4 | knglou | +0.59 | 55 | 50 |
| #5 | Peacekeeper | -0.09 | 47 | 49 |





