








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1695 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3712 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3869 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3378 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,909 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinner Winner Chicken | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | mcn | 48% | 215 |
| #3 | Doctor Dust | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Twitch Yeavy | 44% | 61 |
| #5 | Scritch | 44% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scritch | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | B̷B̸̎E̵E̵R̸͒R̶̔T̵T | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | mcn | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Guangdong Tigah | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Twitch Yeavy | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinner Winner Chicken | +2.99 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | Twitch Yeavy | +1.58 | 35 | 59 |
| #3 | B̷B̸̎E̵E̵R̸͒R̶̔T̵T | +1.56 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Scritch | +0.95 | 24 | 44 |
| #5 | mcn | -0.38 | 25 | 61 |





