








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1529 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20409 | 32% |
| Smokes | 14335 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 14534 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 13948 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,880 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KuRrUpT | 46% | 229 |
| #9 | skiM | 45% | 192 |
| #10 | odb | 45% | 249 |
| #11 | anna ᓚᘏᗢ | 43% | 134 |
| #12 | Junielle | 43% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | odb | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | DailyToxicity | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | anna ᓚᘏᗢ | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | KuRrUpT | 9 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 3826 | 0.45 | 131 min |
| #2 | odb | 1030 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #3 | KuRrUpT | 897 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #4 | skiM | 598 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | s gamer🛸 | 503 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konkord ᓚᘏᗢ | +3.67 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | DailyToxicity | +3.53 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | odb | +1.74 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | taylol | +0.53 | 45 | 82 |
| #5 | WHIFFU | -0.25 | 56 | 63 |





