








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 699 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9777 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8762 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5524 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6731 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,398,078 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ZEY | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | WHIFFU | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Skrunk | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Mav | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 1641 | 0.46 | 59 min |
| #2 | WHIFFU | 977 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | busE | 656 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Maz | 374 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #5 | ZEY | 336 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADK | +3.15 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | odb | +1.83 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | m1 | +1.13 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | TashTash | +0.78 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | Maz | +0.64 | 72 | 64 |





