








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4184 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4465 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4477 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,352,438 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imposta | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Balla | 13 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | taylol | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | WHIFFU | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ABC NUNZ | 8 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 1343 | 0.45 | 46 min |
| #2 | WHIFFU | 793 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | imposta | 749 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #4 | KuRrUpT | 399 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | s gamer🛸 | 186 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konkord ᓚᘏᗢ | +3.92 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Balla | +1.40 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | sanD 🐶 | +1.40 | 57 | 87 |
| #4 | odb | +0.97 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | krazed -x1- | +0.93 | 79 | 68 |





