








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4479 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4206 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3202 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3758 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,537 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TrelL | 54% | 193 |
| #9 | ToxSync | 52% | 21 |
| #10 | OBSQ | 47% | 119 |
| #11 | intxx.64 | 46% | 71 |
| #12 | aioma | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirby ~ Scouts | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Banana | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Maxximou5 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Just A Game `e` | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | OBSQ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirby ~ Scouts | 124 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Banana | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Maxximou5 | 99 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | intxx.64 | 95 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | OBSQ | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirby ~ Scouts | +1.40 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | ToxSync | +1.32 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | Zen | +1.15 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Just A Game `e` | +0.72 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | cmill | +0.48 | 67 | 70 |





