








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7151 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4130 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4238 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3634 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,202,979 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 848 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ayanami | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | karma. | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | JonSolod | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Cero | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | Andrew Anjaroo | 54% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Cosmic-HH- | 49% | 207 |
| #9 | Salty | 46% | 59 |
| #10 | Pancakes | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | ᵃᵗᵏ | 45% | 78 |
| #12 | ^m1L | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | rsk-_x | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Cosmic-HH- | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ^m1L | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ᵃᵗᵏ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 940 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | rsk-_x | 365 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | ᵃᵗᵏ | 337 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | ^m1L | 191 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Cosmic-HH- | 188 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancakes | +2.48 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Andrew Anjaroo | +2.35 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Quique | +1.73 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Jeffery_z | +1.50 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | rsk-_x | +1.40 | 69 | 64 |





