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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1095 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9893 | 45% |
| Smokes | 5069 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2769 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4472 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,245 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 50% | 102 |
| #2 | ^m1L | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | rsk-_x | 45% | 91 |
| #4 | Quique | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | Cosmic-HH- | 43% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 50% | 102 |
| #2 | ^m1L | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | rsk-_x | 45% | 91 |
| #4 | Quique | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | Cosmic-HH- | 43% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rsk-_x | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Quique | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Andrew Anjaroo | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Cosmic-HH- | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 346 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | rsk-_x | 177 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Quique | 171 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | ^m1L | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cosmic-HH- | 102 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | +2.62 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | rsk-_x | +1.72 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | Quique | +0.58 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | ᵃᵗᵏ | -0.68 | 57 | 78 |
| #5 | Cosmic-HH- | -0.81 | 85 | 63 |





