








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1901 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3084 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2584 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2318 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,653,837 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nvrlcky | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | マーロン MVRL0 | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Alexanda | 57% | 89 |
| #4 | #PatGum | 57% | 65 |
| #5 | PiXELonPC | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #PatGum | +3.86 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Nvrlcky | +3.45 | 87 | 50 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | +3.19 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | MAD_SOLO | +2.74 | 66 | 48 |
| #5 | PiXELonPC | +2.15 | 64 | 64 |





