








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3786 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4629 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5116 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1579 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,685,330 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | 59% | 95 |
| #2 | Chik3n | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | CUPIDON LE FOURBE | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 56% | 96 |
| #5 | Breniac | 55% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | 59% | 95 |
| #2 | Chik3n | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | CUPIDON LE FOURBE | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 56% | 96 |
| #5 | Breniac | 55% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Breniac | 13 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | PanPanQQ | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Chik3n | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breniac | 320 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PanPanQQ | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | CUPIDON LE FOURBE | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chik3n | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | +1.84 | 58 | 63 |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | +1.68 | 61 | 55 |
| #3 | Chik3n | +1.57 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | OniZb | +0.35 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Breniac | +0.06 | 58 | 68 |





