








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5998 | 53% |
| Smokes | 2765 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1978 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 498 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,915 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL unfb | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Smile | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | mump | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Krinker | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | endieZ | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Krinker | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | endieZ | 46% | 80 |
| #6 | VinnieBB | 45% | 86 |
| #7 | schwartz "moses" peek | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | i shoot feet | 25% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | endieZ | 15 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Smile | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | i shoot feet | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Krinker | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | schwartz "moses" peek | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | endieZ | 89 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Krinker | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Smile | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | VinnieBB | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | i shoot feet | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinnieBB | +3.41 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | endieZ | +2.68 | 52 | 44 |
| #3 | Krinker | +0.66 | 35 | 54 |
| #4 | Smile | +0.29 | 62 | 37 |
| #5 | mump | -0.17 | 79 | 54 |





