








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 496 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6259 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5403 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6228 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4842 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,677,803 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casper | 72% | 54 |
| #2 | snususer | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | type shit | 57% | 112 |
| #4 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 57% | 390 |
| #5 | -Hayden | 55% | 314 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 57% | 390 |
| #5 | -Hayden | 55% | 314 |
| #6 | Brcly | 54% | 209 |
| #7 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | 54% | 226 |
| #8 | Futte Fynbo v2 | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hayden | 30 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Brcly | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | snususer | 8 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hayden | 1000 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 746 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | 699 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #4 | Brcly | 480 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | type shit | 203 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casper | +1.83 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | -Hayden | +1.48 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | freq | +1.18 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Futte Fynbo v2 | +0.46 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | +0.35 | 71 | 68 |





