








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5429 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5310 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5156 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3535 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,610 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hayden | 57% | 122 |
| #2 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 54% | 211 |
| #3 | freq | 54% | 226 |
| #4 | Jonas_Sorensen_ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | M0pp3r | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 54% | 211 |
| #3 | freq | 54% | 226 |
| #4 | Jonas_Sorensen_ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | M0pp3r | 49% | 47 |
| #6 | Brcly | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freq | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | -Hayden | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Brcly | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Jonas_Sorensen_ | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freq | 463 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | 378 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | -Hayden | 357 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Brcly | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | M0pp3r | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hayden | +1.71 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | Lexy - Lil Nasty | +0.73 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | freq | +0.67 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | ₒ ₓ ₔ | -0.01 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | Jonas_Sorensen_ | -0.49 | 70 | 60 |





