








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 910 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6641 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4212 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,631,382 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drab | 55% | 572 |
| #2 | Moon | 53% | 158 |
| #3 | Avaar ♡ | 51% | 136 |
| #4 | ヅ٩(×Bombe×)۶ヅ | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | Neffie | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drab | 3532 | 0.29 | 94 min |
| #2 | Moon | 496 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Avaar ♡ | 413 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | ヅ٩(×Bombe×)۶ヅ | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Neffie | 136 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drab | +1.62 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Moon | +1.10 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Frederik | +0.92 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Neffie | +0.43 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | Avaar ♡ | +0.38 | 79 | 73 |





