








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4420 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4941 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3808 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2978 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,298 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesbaal | 68% | 57 |
| #2 | EEMiMBA | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Maverick mage | 64% | 47 |
| #4 | fuomI | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | talkku | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMCRXW | 357 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Työstäjä | 259 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Seppo "Touchdown" Suikkanen | 223 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #4 | EEMiMBA | 201 | 0.43 | 6 min |
| #5 | FЯAG | 193 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EEMiMBA | +3.56 | 69 | 80 |
| #2 | Työstäjä | +2.13 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | fuomI | +2.07 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Maverick mage | +1.59 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | TheduaD | +1.17 | 67 | 67 |





