








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 732 | 37% |
| Smokes | 508 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,780 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seppo "Touchdown" Suikkanen | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | fuomI | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Totuuden Velho | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Maverick mage | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Vesbaal | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | RMCRXW | 46% | 48 |
| #9 | TaisteluJaska | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | Työstäjä | 35% | 23 |
| #11 | Wibelslawl~ | 25% | 4 |
| #12 | MrPerky | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheduaD | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Vesbaal | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Työstäjä | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TaisteluJaska | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | fuomI | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuomI | +7.79 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Seppo "Touchdown" Suikkanen | +3.53 | 67 | 79 |
| #3 | Työstäjä | +3.24 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | Totuuden Velho | +3.08 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | TheduaD | +2.35 | 68 | 69 |





