








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 576 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1986 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2991 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5055 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2858 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,815 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ishtar | 84% | 56 |
| #2 | furrypotter | 83% | 111 |
| #3 | America | 83% | 146 |
| #4 | joy simp | 82% | 119 |
| #5 | Worldwide Wizard | 82% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Kronen | 80% | 102 |
| #9 | yobamark | 79% | 183 |
| #10 | legend-R35 | 75% | 55 |
| #11 | Fatlectronic | 69% | 188 |
| #12 | Lord Marquad | 66% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatlectronic | 22 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 17 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | furrypotter | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Kronen | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | yobamark | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi | 1489 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #2 | Fatlectronic | 860 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #3 | joy simp | 854 | 0.37 | 17 min |
| #4 | Worldwide Wizard | 491 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | yobamark | 437 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yobamark | +6.04 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | redf0x | +3.75 | 92 | 45 |
| #3 | joy simp | +3.33 | 93 | 59 |
| #4 | Kronen | +3.29 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | Ishtar | +3.24 | 98 | 43 |





