








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3218 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3242 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4081 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3764 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,706 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | America | 92% | 26 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 84% | 135 |
| #3 | Kronen | 83% | 24 |
| #4 | redf0x | 79% | 183 |
| #5 | Fatlectronic | 77% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | siniyzona | 63% | 49 |
| #10 | Levi | 60% | 42 |
| #11 | Maks | 59% | 22 |
| #12 | Apotheosis | 54% | 41 |
| #13 | Anubis | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redf0x | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Fatlectronic | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | siniyzona | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Levi | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Anubis | 5 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi | 314 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Fatlectronic | 282 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | redf0x | 181 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lord Marquad | 159 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Levi | 110 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yobamark | +5.82 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | B O B | +3.13 | 94 | 64 |
| #3 | redf0x | +2.92 | 91 | 44 |
| #4 | Kronen | +2.33 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | Levi | +1.26 | 93 | 54 |





