








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17154 | 44% |
| Smokes | 9071 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4792 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 8300 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,871,043 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7091 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | 91% | 55 |
| #2 | safeer | 88% | 56 |
| #3 | chewie | 84% | 87 |
| #4 | Worldwide Wizard | 84% | 179 |
| #5 | Bobbydicason ✌ | 84% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joy simp | +4.37 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | hoodrych | +3.57 | 94 | 68 |
| #3 | redf0x | +2.88 | 92 | 44 |
| #4 | ♡ | +2.63 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | safeer | +2.21 | 85 | 57 |





