








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4290 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4699 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3402 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4170 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,344 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「Jay_Liter」 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Intergalactic Glizzy Gobbler | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Zest CS.MONEY bitskins.com | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | wristhack | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | PHYLO | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zest CS.MONEY bitskins.com | 445 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | wristhack | 396 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | PHYLO | 392 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | otis | 329 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #5 | 「Jay_Liter」 | 275 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「Jay_Liter」 | +2.36 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Zest CS.MONEY bitskins.com | +2.34 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | WILLdaBEAST | +2.30 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | otis | +1.38 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | PHYLO | +0.75 | 79 | 78 |





