








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 914 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5254 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4118 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2606 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3131 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,809 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aloNe_ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | 「Jay_Liter」 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | jookie | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | razzsu | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 大漂亮 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razzsu | 519 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | jookie | 435 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | PHYLO | 366 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | aloNe_ | 294 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | sEq | 222 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | otis | +3.48 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | 「Jay_Liter」 | +2.24 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | aloNe_ | +2.19 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | b. | +2.00 | 76 | 78 |
| #5 | razzsu | +1.26 | 85 | 65 |





