








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2501 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2704 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2121 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2775 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,517,769 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fafnir | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Balls n cider | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | JuanSpeed25 | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Freehoax | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | Crysis | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AtticusSharbzie™ | 45% | 40 |
| #7 | Kuru | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | Cluuless | 37% | 38 |
| #9 | playstationpizza | 36% | 64 |
| #10 | sLug | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuanSpeed25 | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Freehoax | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | AtticusSharbzie™ | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | playstationpizza | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Crysis | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | playstationpizza | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Cluuless | 145 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | sLug | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Crysis | 91 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Freehoax | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reginaldboons | +1.72 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Fafnir | +1.07 | 60 | 77 |
| #3 | Balls n cider | +0.46 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | AtticusSharbzie™ | +0.20 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | playstationpizza | -0.13 | 64 | 65 |





