








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4032 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3267 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3830 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1991 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,895 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ming0 | 47% | 192 |
| #7 | jackbau3r | 46% | 362 |
| #8 | reen624 | 44% | 205 |
| #9 | Hybed | 39% | 126 |
| #10 | ChinesenTom™ | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackbau3r | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ming0 | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | seriously | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | reen624 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | SkillZ#69 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reen624 | 895 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | jackbau3r | 894 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | SkillZ#69 | 827 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #4 | seriously | 457 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ming0 | 436 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ming0 | +1.63 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | th0z | +1.60 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | SkillZ#69 | +1.21 | 67 | 76 |
| #4 | jackbau3r | +0.24 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | Hybed | +0.16 | 58 | 70 |





