








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3882 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3815 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3922 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3765 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,360 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revaage | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | th0z | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | seriously | 51% | 158 |
| #4 | SkillZ#69 | 50% | 120 |
| #5 | jackbau3r | 48% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackbau3r | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Kalashnikov | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | th0z | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | seriously | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Hybed | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackbau3r | 783 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | reen624 | 695 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | SkillZ#69 | 640 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #4 | Kalashnikov | 635 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #5 | th0z | 517 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cRu | +3.87 | 89 | 78 |
| #2 | th0z | +1.70 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | revaage | +1.56 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Ming0 | +1.24 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | SkillZ#69 | +0.24 | 64 | 76 |





