








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 772 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2141 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1920 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 981 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,860 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiZa | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Jon4s | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | sLg|FiRE | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Phill | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | mimas | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Diva | 46% | 13 |
| #11 | C1rus.de | 45% | 31 |
| #12 | sLg|Noumet | 42% | 12 |
| #13 | tobi4s | 38% | 26 |
| #14 | des Todes | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobi4s | +5.19 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | sLg|Noumet | +5.18 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | mimas | +3.70 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ STFN | +2.49 | 73 | 47 |
| #5 | sLg|FiRE | +2.31 | 58 | 68 |





