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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Esplay | 37 matches | 1,669 | |
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 319 | 6% |
| Smokes | 728 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2383 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 1785 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,726 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harambe<3- | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | rövsmör | 65% | 46 |
| #3 | Brunk | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | TiWAZ | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Jonk | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rövsmör | 232 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | WatuZ | 197 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | fendi | 164 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | gobi downs | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Brunk | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiWAZ | +6.66 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | WatuZ | +3.51 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | Harambe<3- | +3.16 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | Brunk | +3.05 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | chucka | +2.45 | 84 | 80 |





