








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,798 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2608 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2354 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1908 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2189 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $698,869 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chucka | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | TiWAZ | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | JoSSoN | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Alfred q:-) | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | WatuZ | 56% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiWAZ | +3.70 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | WatuZ | +2.69 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | JoSSoN | +2.31 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | chucka | +1.36 | 81 | 80 |
| #5 | fendi | +0.08 | 65 | 70 |





