








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 514 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9200 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9761 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6207 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7107 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,604,631 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BromTeque | 51% | 132 |
| #8 | IVK | 50% | 36 |
| #9 | Rayly | 50% | 255 |
| #10 | Simen | 47% | 90 |
| #11 | K R I SS | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sammy | +3.13 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | K A I | +2.15 | 80 | 47 |
| #3 | Kelran | +1.59 | 80 | 85 |
| #4 | K R I SS | -0.21 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | epitome | -0.33 | 67 | 82 |





