








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 922 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3175 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5668 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3313 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4566 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,406,839 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kelran | 59% | 241 |
| #4 | rEDU | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | epitome | 58% | 233 |
| #6 | Rayly | 57% | 112 |
| #7 | furkS | 43% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | epitome | 1152 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | Kelran | 1067 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #3 | K A I | 224 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | furkS | 203 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rayly | 158 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Areido | +2.15 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | K A I | +1.97 | 78 | 47 |
| #3 | Kelran | +1.59 | 77 | 83 |
| #4 | rEDU | -0.03 | 87 | 33 |
| #5 | epitome | -0.17 | 66 | 83 |





