








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1776 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2575 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2982 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2908 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,771 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trumme * vt.exe | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | luss1ng | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | ConfusedWitness | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | W0RKABLE™ | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Pespas the Man | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | martyy | 50% | 149 |
| #11 | Butter | 49% | 43 |
| #12 | mohol | 46% | 207 |
| #13 | Mr. Rainhold | 40% | 55 |
| #14 | w4sted | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mohol | 32 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | ven :') | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | DeF-MonK | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | martyy | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Fred1312 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martyy | 949 | 0.29 | 28 min |
| #2 | mohol | 458 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Fred1312 | 443 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | DeF-MonK | 210 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | ven :') | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trumme * vt.exe | +3.11 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | luss1ng | +2.84 | 44 | 77 |
| #3 | :i | +2.40 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | W0RKABLE™ | +1.72 | 85 | 49 |
| #5 | Noj | +1.53 | 62 | 58 |





