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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1331 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2694 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2019 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1410 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,372 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan | 51% | 116 |
| #2 | Mairis | 47% | 198 |
| #3 | Fault | 45% | 89 |
| #4 | 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 | 41% | 41 |
| #5 | Mema | 37% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan | 51% | 116 |
| #2 | Mairis | 47% | 198 |
| #3 | Fault | 45% | 89 |
| #4 | 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 | 41% | 41 |
| #5 | Mema | 37% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mairis | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Fault | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Ryan | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mema | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mairis | 338 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mema | 180 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fault | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ryan | 72 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mairis | +2.95 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Ryan | +0.17 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 | +0.15 | 58 | 38 |
| #4 | xPaw | -0.66 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | Fault | -1.17 | 53 | 62 |





