








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 724 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 794 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2366 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1925 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $920,835 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonboy | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Gypsy | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ✪J. | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | [SFS] iRiSH | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | Solus | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Dream | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | ✪ Twixx3r | 43% | 47 |
| #10 | 6|9 MEL | 39% | 31 |
| #11 | [SFS] Ole PuT | 37% | 35 |
| #12 | [SFS] Nology | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [SFS] iRiSH | 6 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Solus | 4 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | ✪ Twixx3r | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | [SFS] Nology | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | 6|9 MEL | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dream | 149 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | 6|9 MEL | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Twixx3r | 107 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jonboy | 100 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Solus | 80 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | +1.11 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Gypsy | +1.06 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | [SFS] Nology | +1.04 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | ✪J. | +0.42 | 57 | 53 |
| #5 | ✪ Twixx3r | +0.40 | 48 | 63 |





