








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1481 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3115 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2836 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1730 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,568,441 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1792 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | Inspector Towelie | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Vlad | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Rupan | 63% | 32 |
| #5 | Locke | 62% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupan | +5.62 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | Locke | +2.87 | 61 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +2.52 | 54 | 55 |
| #4 | Large Zinger Stacker Box | +2.20 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | +2.13 | 45 | 56 |





