








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2486 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2666 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2236 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2282 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,461 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebadinho | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | ookooo | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | Damien | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Top$u | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Opossumi | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JUMALMOODICS | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | w1nkziE | 44% | 95 |
| #10 | Zyrk | 44% | 101 |
| #11 | Koalagodz | 44% | 85 |
| #12 | maTILTde | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1nkziE | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Zyrk | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Koalagodz | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | GeT_JuPpE | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Opossumi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyrk | 339 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Koalagodz | 203 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | w1nkziE | 198 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Top$u | 183 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Opossumi | 154 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ookooo | +3.51 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | Top$u | +2.15 | 89 | 78 |
| #3 | Sebadinho | +1.92 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | w1nkziE | +1.70 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | Damien | +0.83 | 76 | 36 |





