








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1874 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2437 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2051 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2378 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,784 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avi pew pew | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Sn0wThePRO | 59% | 166 |
| #3 | S0mmer.- | 58% | 136 |
| #4 | JackTheJudas | 58% | 209 |
| #5 | Skodskywalker | 58% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S0mmer.- | 58% | 136 |
| #4 | JackTheJudas | 58% | 209 |
| #5 | Skodskywalker | 58% | 210 |
| #6 | Fnuggii | 56% | 45 |
| #7 | LortenGert | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn0wThePRO | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Skodskywalker | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | S0mmer.- | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | JackTheJudas | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | LortenGert | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn0wThePRO | 506 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Skodskywalker | 454 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | JackTheJudas | 350 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | S0mmer.- | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | LortenGert | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn0wThePRO | +3.98 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | S0mmer.- | +2.20 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | avi pew pew | +0.67 | 42 | 67 |
| #4 | Skodskywalker | +0.39 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | Fnuggii | -0.01 | 67 | 54 |





