








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4711 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2301 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1065 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,598 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | AlexBG | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | b00m*. | 48% | 23 |
| #11 | FuzzyHat | 44% | 96 |
| #12 | Pistol Won Son | 34% | 61 |
| #13 | Flu | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phi | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Nec | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | sLick*. | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FuzzyHat | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | GUNK | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phi | +5.23 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | b00m*. | +2.66 | 81 | 37 |
| #3 | GUNK | +2.52 | 77 | 77 |
| #4 | ⓕ1ⓩⓩas | +2.28 | 57 | 82 |
| #5 | AlexBG | +1.04 | 80 | 67 |





