








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 590 | 17% |
| Smokes | 769 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,009 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Danish Kalashnikov | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Unifite | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Japper | 67% | 15 |
| #5 | Undukrig | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dusk | 63% | 8 |
| #8 | Pomfritten | 60% | 10 |
| #9 | pedr0 | 55% | 22 |
| #10 | elbyyen | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | Felix | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pedr0 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Unifite | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Danish Kalashnikov | 1 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | elbyyen | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pedr0 | 125 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | elbyyen | 62 | 0.42 | 2 min |
| #3 | Undukrig | 58 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Danish Kalashnikov | 40 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Japper | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Japper | +2.82 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Pomfritten | +2.05 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | +1.85 | 82 | 80 |
| #4 | KelleR | +1.28 | 54 | 67 |
| #5 | Undukrig | +1.06 | 56 | 71 |





