








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 1% |
| Smokes | 3149 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1208 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2724 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,092 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZPQC | 45% | 291 |
| #2 | Monstro | 44% | 142 |
| #3 | empulseve | 41% | 267 |
| #4 | TheWrathsGhost | 40% | 89 |
| #5 | T3D[dfs] | 40% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZPQC | 45% | 291 |
| #2 | Monstro | 44% | 142 |
| #3 | empulseve | 41% | 267 |
| #4 | TheWrathsGhost | 40% | 89 |
| #5 | T3D[dfs] | 40% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZPQC | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | empulseve | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | T3D[dfs] | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Monstro | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZPQC | 797 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Monstro | 512 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | empulseve | 313 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | T3D[dfs] | 304 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | TheWrathsGhost | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZPQC | +6.29 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | T3D[dfs] | +0.17 | 49 | 68 |
| #3 | TheWrathsGhost | -1.11 | 34 | 29 |
| #4 | empulseve | -1.88 | 42 | 44 |
| #5 | Monstro | -2.70 | 40 | 59 |





