








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2779 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3676 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,888 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luE | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | VARMESAGER | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | jpn | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | Reo | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | KrabbeMor | 51% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Reo | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | KrabbeMor | 51% | 276 |
| #6 | KrabbeFar | 50% | 233 |
| #7 | Mandela The FroGG | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | Bille | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrabbeMor | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | KrabbeFar | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | VARMESAGER | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrabbeMor | 285 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | KrabbeFar | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Reo | 72 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bille | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | luE | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrabbeMor | +0.98 | 59 | 80 |
| #2 | Combos | +0.59 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | jpn | +0.31 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | luE | +0.26 | 44 | 52 |
| #5 | Bille | +0.05 | 66 | 59 |





