








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1636 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1235 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,505 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐶 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Anna Everdeen | 53% | 112 |
| #3 | PUNISHER | 51% | 168 |
| #4 | EA17 | 51% | 104 |
| #5 | SHYinAction | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | EA17 | 51% | 104 |
| #5 | SHYinAction | 49% | 55 |
| #6 | iceballs | 49% | 158 |
| #7 | Jaspo | 45% | 73 |
| #8 | eds_ | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUNISHER | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | EA17 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | iceballs | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | eds_ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Anna Everdeen | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iceballs | 304 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | SHYinAction | 292 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jaspo | 187 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Anna Everdeen | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | EA17 | 118 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EA17 | +2.23 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | PUNISHER | +2.20 | 84 | 12 |
| #3 | 🐶 | +0.47 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | duy | +0.37 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | SHYinAction | -0.01 | 67 | 69 |





