








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 664 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 87 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4846 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7534 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5630 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2434 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,163 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | 47% | 329 |
| #2 | Ƭokyo | 47% | 363 |
| #3 | Officialshotz | 46% | 268 |
| #4 | keKpoT -iwpl- | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Boouck | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 39% | 101 |
| #8 | OnTheJohn | 38% | 47 |
| #9 | Vortex | 37% | 54 |
| #10 | NotJamesBond™ | 37% | 46 |
| #11 | Lòóse Nut | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ƭokyo | 107 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | Jeff | 26 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Officialshotz | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | OnTheJohn | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | 641 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #2 | Officialshotz | 608 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | OnTheJohn | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ƭokyo | 141 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | +0.82 | 53 | 76 |
| #2 | OnTheJohn | +0.60 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Ƭokyo | +0.56 | 66 | 36 |
| #4 | NotJamesBond™ | +0.47 | 56 | 40 |
| #5 | -_- cliрѕέ | +0.13 | 43 | 51 |





