








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 757 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




172 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1272 | 6% |
| Smokes | 9102 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 6404 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3590 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,337,045 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | 50% | 325 |
| #2 | Vortex | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | OnTheJohn | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | Officialshotz | 48% | 232 |
| #5 | keKpoT -iwpl- | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | OnTheJohn | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | Officialshotz | 48% | 232 |
| #5 | keKpoT -iwpl- | 48% | 160 |
| #6 | -_- cliрѕέ | 47% | 363 |
| #7 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 46% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -_- cliрѕέ | 48 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Jeff | 24 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | OnTheJohn | 13 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Officialshotz | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | 634 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #2 | -_- cliрѕέ | 633 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Officialshotz | 580 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | OnTheJohn | 211 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | 90 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | +0.89 | 50 | 75 |
| #2 | Ƭokyo | +0.53 | 67 | 38 |
| #3 | -_- cliрѕέ | +0.09 | 42 | 53 |
| #4 | Officialshotz | +0.06 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | ☁I AM BUSH☁ | -0.20 | 49 | 47 |





