








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




227 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14923 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9656 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10669 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9601 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,194,513 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6760 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kez | 62% | 78 |
| #2 | bekky | 61% | 94 |
| #3 | OkuriYuritza | 59% | 100 |
| #4 | Bionic | 57% | 90 |
| #5 | King Fahd Esports | 54% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bionic | 57% | 90 |
| #5 | King Fahd Esports | 54% | 247 |
| #6 | g4med1 | 54% | 268 |
| #7 | 1mega | 53% | 70 |
| #8 | nigga sexy 352 | 51% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g4med1 | 61 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | nigga sexy 352 | 55 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | King Fahd Esports | 45 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | bekky | 36 | 0.0207 |
| #5 | OkuriYuritza | 15 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bionic | 466 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | King Fahd Esports | 350 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | g4med1 | 313 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | OkuriYuritza | 185 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | kez | 151 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poe | +5.99 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | bekky | +1.29 | 76 | 41 |
| #3 | OkuriYuritza | +0.65 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Bionic | -0.24 | 50 | 73 |
| #5 | kez | -0.27 | 66 | 43 |





