








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 739 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2325 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1375 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1162 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,211 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓴 | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | w!retap | 68% | 50 |
| #3 | Dendro | 55% | 76 |
| #4 | vvCephei | 49% | 230 |
| #5 | TwiTeh | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | vvCephei | 49% | 230 |
| #5 | TwiTeh | 47% | 103 |
| #6 | FOCUS | 46% | 136 |
| #7 | MAEL | 41% | 80 |
| #8 | JACK1E | 39% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vvCephei | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | FOCUS | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | JACK1E | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Dendro | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | TwiTeh | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FOCUS | 576 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | JACK1E | 319 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | vvCephei | 247 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dendro | 162 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | TwiTeh | 63 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓴 | +4.17 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | JACK1E | +1.09 | 61 | 86 |
| #3 | TwiTeh | +0.85 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | vvCephei | +0.17 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | FOCUS | -0.40 | 37 | 73 |





