








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2089 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




449 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9703 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8419 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10117 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6755 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,657,205 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2037 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crowley | 59% | 171 |
| #2 | bigflouz | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | Naymos | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | TyTiger | 48% | 83 |
| #5 | Gwen | 47% | 407 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaby | +6.38 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Crowley | +2.40 | 65 | 47 |
| #3 | Naymos | +1.57 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Bishop | +1.08 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | TyTiger | -0.22 | 44 | 60 |





