








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3252 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2860 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2777 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,155 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vorre | 55% | 141 |
| #2 | Störmen | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Leifee | 50% | 298 |
| #4 | Mr.Abdinojojoj | 49% | 315 |
| #5 | ☁️ i'm cake. | 49% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mr.Abdinojojoj | 49% | 315 |
| #5 | ☁️ i'm cake. | 49% | 265 |
| #6 | huttjr | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | cäl | 46% | 246 |
| #8 | Majstro | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Abdinojojoj | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ☁️ i'm cake. | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | cäl | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | vorre | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Leifee | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Abdinojojoj | 1029 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Leifee | 241 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | vorre | 225 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | ☁️ i'm cake. | 163 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | huttjr | 68 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huttjr | +2.93 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Leifee | +0.87 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | vorre | +0.43 | 55 | 70 |
| #4 | AJJroKK | +0.40 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | ☁️ i'm cake. | -0.02 | 63 | 52 |





