








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1308 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2826 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2430 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1543 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,393 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siu | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Tommy | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | .path | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | JaKe✤ | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siu | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Tommy | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | .path | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | JaKe✤ | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | .path | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | siu | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaKe✤ | 242 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tommy | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | .path | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | siu | 21 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siu | +1.07 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Tommy | +0.76 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | JaKe✤ | +0.72 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | .path | +0.31 | 52 | 70 |
| #5 | pNK | +0.07 | 69 | 65 |





